To tat and all the (current or to-be) lovebirds

Tat, go for it! If it fucks up, it fucks up. It can also be nice for awhile and end up bad. Whatever happens, happens. Live for the moment and keep the caution or second guesses in the bin.

Carpe Diem?!?

Nice

Wow, lotsa posts going on. Nice.

Some updates:

1) Recruits are fun
2) Some similarities between A2 & A3:
3) There's one that look so much like tat (from my perspective at least cos iskandar & tim didnt think so); the sneaky pervy glint in his eyes when he looks at ME
4) Another Benjamin - in his quests to challenge every orders given

So is the meeting on? i will be so pissed to find only myself and tat tomorrow (31 dec right?) at raffles mrt.

OUR DATE ON MONDAY AND Re-writing History

Weijie, to you and your version of history, i've this to say:

F U C K O F F ! ! !

Now with that all said and done, my turn to insult you:

er... You suck cos you are/have:

1. Malaysian

2. Pink nipples therefore Gay cos only ang moh chicks have pink nips

3. Prude, cos you do not walk around naked in the bunk

AND!!! Er, that PES match did not count cause it was seriously unfair. C'mon, touch your heart if you have one, my keeper kelong all the way, and I was suffering from post-ord stress.

Now the above is a more appropriate version of history.

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Btw, e unimportant things aside:

We're meeting at 1.15pm, raffles place mrt. to have a light lunch and later make our way down to the KAZBAR to drink(little cos its in e afternoon), talk cock(alot) and watch/dance with a belly dancer. Not so much kinky but wild crazy fun.

see y'all there! :P

remembering the days

watching the videos posted evoked a sense of nostalgia in me, with all the good and bad memories resurfacing. since i have no video of my own, i shall put my memories in words.

here are the good:

1. the off-pitched name calling
"initial! lompang me homeee!"

2. speaking of initial, his ninja-style disappearance
"hur where he ninja to?"

3. tim and his radio that is ever playing
"baby if you strip, you can get a tip, cos i like you just the way you are..."

4. btw tq thinks that 'the way i are' sounds tamil
yah and gopi will sing it with karthigan right

5. aslan and his comfy double mattress bed
wait i think he has two beds. well at least he keeps them neat and tidy, unlike someone
who couldnt even handle one bed

6. kaiyang and his futile attempts to keep his relationship under wraps, and oc catching him on
the phone at jurong island while on duty

7. edwin and his soft side
"hiii wei jie..."

8. well most of platoon two (eugene, alistair...) caught that too

9. tq and his outstanding determination to study for As
"nights off. dota?"

10. tq and his alien eyes

11. eugenes and his impersonation of lin hang's 'wah tin' and remix of aik thong's chinese dance

12. playing iskandar's psp as if it belongs to everyone except iskandar himself
"iskandar! peeasspeee!"

13. warrant ow's polite car search
that is a classic man...


and here are the bad:

1. aik thong's bed

2. aik thong's alarm ring

(for simplicity sake i shall refer to aik thong as he/him/his)

3. his going around the bunk naked

4. his 'dude!'

5. his 'sedia!'

6. his ineptness at pro evolution soccer
his last game was a 3-0 loss to me

of course, the list is not exhaustive, and by that i refer to the list of bad memories. (i put this in last minute cos he just f***** me on msn) but the good memories have to outnumber the bad, cos in army we are l.i.v.ing to be our best, isnt it?

ok this is the performance by our own star... Aslan... haha... anyway, ignore the singing at the back... im getting drunk there and was yelling... haha...

2x reply...

i dun see how he kanna until like that leh... mayb he irritated some big-shot up there that manage to down-play him... he's ruined in the service... tell him serve the 1 yr and just get out...

Reply to Seythuk's post

Your friend sounds like he kenna tekan until damn rahbat. i think he might want to consult a lawyer. the evil ones from the force might be screwing with contractual terms. or he could always do a whistle blow. or then again, he can just suck thumb. so sad...

from nsf to regular to nsf

since the blog is so dead, let me share a story with everyone, uhm okay the eight out there.

this ex-classmate of mine was conscripted in january 2006, just like us. sometime after passing out as naval officer, he realised his life wasnt exciting enough to be a movie and decided to sign on. all went smooth sailing for him (no pun intended) until december 2007, when he was told by senior officers that he wasnt 'strong-willed' enough for that job. he was given two choices - to pay liquidated damages of some 44k and leave the force, or serve the remaining one year of his nsf liability. he hasnt decided yet, but at the moment he is still a nsf. (yes we are kinda mocking him over this)

but who on earth are these people to judge? the reason why he went ocs is because the force thought he has, well had it seems now, all the fine qualities to be a leader. i am sure such considerations were taken into account too when he was signing on. now the very same people are singing a totally different tune. oh so it is his fault that you made a wrong judgement and he must be punished for your short-sightedness? are you going to let him disrupt for his studies come august, or hold him back another year? please, entering uni at the age of 22 is no joke.

well at least he is drawing on some reasonable pay as a lieutenant (wow a nsf left-a-nant sia! power lah must be scorer), but i dont think he gets to stay out. well i do.

Yoyo... sky in action...

Yoyo... after 1 month hiding.... im finally getting to my feet and moving... haha... abt the late posting though... blame it on my cam... haha...


as requested by Tat...




the rest later ba... now too late le... tmr still got work... haha

steady bor?

allo y'all!!!

I just visited a museum of Erotica today.

Lol. Not much point in saying this, just trying to re-live the frivolous/pervy persona.

Eh, i was kind of missin y'all, (say awwwwwwww.....)

So can we please meet up on a wkend(after e 22nd or 23rd though cos I'm still overseas)

And merry xmas!

one month after ord

it bears a striking resemblance to lawyers nowadays - for a while you thought it is getting promising, it suddenly disappeared. yes i am refering to this blog. whatever happened to blogs and lawyers nowadays.

what about a blog started by a lawyer? or a would-be lawyer?

returning back to the topic for this blog. yes one month have since passed since ord. allow me to file a little report card on the class of 07MA11 (read: year/camp&coy/month of ord). There are generally two categories of people. those who belong to the first group cant wait to get out of singapore, and i dont mean going overseas to chiongsua. australia seems to be the preferred destination. the other group of people believes in 'fresh out of ns and into the workforce' in its truest sense. according to a certain 1.8m, ex-platoon 1 sect comd, he found it surprising people are not working immediately after their ord. he added that you can buy zouk tickets from his stb booth.

on a last note, i have found a job that is slacker than saf. i think. in fact i wrote this entry while during my job hours. and the pay is better too.

Weird

Tamade! For awhile i was deprived of my latest fad - blogging here. Anyone care to share what happened?

Anyway, today i saw off a few of our friends. ORD Loh !! Another pang of saddness fills me yet again. Well...

This is probably old news but i couldnt help but shed tears when i read about the 5 dragonboaters. Somehow i've become more susceptible to feeling sorry over such tragedies. I think it's what happened then. Well well...

Let's try to keep this blog on abit more, ya?

Who's who?

So who's who? It's good to put a face to the entries. 505? sethyuk? im guessing chuangs and eugenes to be THE gay buds (remember the black skimpy singlets?). Hey, tat is not the only one!

Anyway, did the lust and caution happen today? Heard it's pretty good - the female lead's bod that is.

Lastly, you guys can drop by to collect the ord mags anytime. It's finally here. Help spread the word around. Didnt turn out as good as i hope it to be though.

Btw im mr phua, in case you're wondering.

caught up with the facebook/blogging bandwagon

lets deviate from fruitless attempts to host a gathering. if it is that easy, encik wouldnt be feeling sad over the failed specs outing. and wth, lust and caution?!

anw cant believe i am finally blogging. damn, sounds sissy. but returning to this blog day after day with new entries growing at the rate of new members joining, i have decided to contribute. however do let me share my thoughts on the current dismal situation:

1. as our dear creator had admitted, it should have been steadyboh.blogspot.com instead of this misnomer we see today. and it is quite hard to trial-and-error to get to the boh. wth, even steadybo will do fine.

2. blogging is so not in the spirit of ns. since when do you see a grp of people cuddled under the office aircon to discuss about blogs? unless it is made a compulsory affair to visit and post on this blog, attendance taken, this blog will not survive for long. even then, i can imagine the posts to be along the line of 'tat sucks!' or 'tat is gay!'.

3. blogging on a blog created by a blacklisted blogger doesnt help, does it?

4. there is really nothing much one can do on a blog. (i am still quite amazed at what facebook can do)

5. some memorable things are better communicated in person. meet up with me and i will do warrant ow's car searcshsgoddamnthespelling version polite. bow.

6. i can play 1 dota match with the time i spent on this entry.

7. hell, posting on this blog reminds you of tat and his messy bed and his chinese dance ring tone.

as you can see, this is more like a dig at the creator.

DUDEEE! just joking yah?

cheers,


p.s. is there a way to upload tat's ringtone onto this blog?

Smack Smack

I was actually wanting to ask all of us out to watch lust and caution via the blog, and lo & behold! the tat abuse has begun! and it has only been three days. but in some weird, nostalgic, sado-masochistic way, i half enjoy it. So cbf, ya could equip yer hot young thangs with whips, and of course, an old favourite, handcuffs. Den I'd be smack smack-ing all the way, yum...


But back to lust and caution, er, if not for the incredible artsy fartsy value of the show, but just pure Ord-ed NSF horniness, shall we watch the R21, Lust, Caution on say sunday?? (Minus e hot sex, it might just be pretty good, honest... :) )


oh, and pictures:

i hate blogs

Blogging, the whole idea is retarded, much like the creator. Let there be a blog. What a retard. Woo smack smack. A better idea would be "ring ring ring lets go out [after 20th NOV]". Still, it has its uses. If 505 turns out to be kaiyang, we can see him sleeping in front of my neighbours house. But remember not to post anything dangerous, or someones blog's gonna get closed, AGAIN.

On a happier note, for those who didn't know, mr kaiyang survived his virginal - woo virgins - drunken haze on my kitchen floor. Despite being strong and muscular - woo smack smack aik thong - I couldn't carry him to my bed. He was blocking my fridge so I had to make do with water. From the tap. Young kids nowadays.

On a teeheeER note, remember our friends, friends. Remember all those who haven't left camp. Remember all those who will never leave camp. Remember to give me money everytime you see me. Remember, in general rememberance terms, to call them and tell them how much fun you're having -woo smack smack aik thong -.

Ahem.

Pictures le?

Ya ya, i want pics too. I dont have pictures. I want some pictures. Give me PICTURES!!

Aiya, feel kinda weird that u guys not around - so i need some pics.

Are we gonna be the only 5 members to this blog? Get more in tat! I will introduce young hot thangs to ya as a reward. U will be strongly recommended and introduced as sensitive new age guy, mature and, not to mention sibei freaking HOT!! Are u hot!? Im pretty sure, u are!!

Hahah, just entertaining myself.

Gogogo!!!

searsch bay

don't take it so hard on yourself TAT, everyone makes itsy bitsy little mistakes! remember the handcuffs? see, things will pass! i see that the blog is in good functioning ORDer with a healthy number of posts. we should all meet up soon for a nice meal like old times, sans the 2pdf white polo with army running shorts! but, in the mean time, rejoice and indulge in a bowl of beef noodles from the taiwan airport! huang ying guang linnn

ps: who has more pictures from ORD function, weijie's pictures are way too blur heh. oh and not forgetting, wheres our video?! hweah

Fucking lousy show - <80s rewind>

This new show's pilot is so fucking crappy. Tamade, sibei waste time.

Anyway, how's ORD LOH? Hope it's good. Too bad i couldnt be there to witness your guys collecting your pink ic. Have fun with it yea.

To prove my profficiency in the command of my dialect to cbf, gao and koe, who were all complaining about the lack of accuracy in the attempt to spell out hokkien words with the English alphabet, I have come out with a rhyme:

wu bor, boh hor,
(have bor, no good)

boh boh, boh hor,
(no boh, no good)

le tah pai niam,
(you always nag)

jin jiang wa bor,
(like my mother)

nabei cheebye, le see pubor.
(expletive, u are a ****)

PS. ok la, the "bor" should have been "boh", just trying real hard to get the last say.

Dialect Command

Firstly, thanks tat for creating this nice little blog - though i have a feeling it probably wont last long. Let's give it a month ya?

And as usual, no praise comes from me easily. While credit will be given where it's due, i must say to tat, your dialect sucks! It should be "steady boh" instead of "bor". "Bor" is usually used in "pu bor", which i believe all of us will be familiar with in due course; or in "lim bor", as you would call your children's mother soon enough.

So nuff said for my virginal post, let's keep this flowing - a simple and appropriate medium for all of us to muck around and catch up.

Steady!

Steady?!?

Steady reminds me of the gameshow in channel u... where quan yifeng and bryan wong will lead two grps of ppl around the island to the final destination... ready, steady, bom pi pi!

haha... i'm sure we'll all be steady ah... esp the shorter your legs, then the lower is your centre of gravity and thus the more stable u stand... (according to the laws of physics)... so actually someone tall isn't as 'steady' physically as someone like much shorter... hahaha...

enough of the crap... of course we are steady...

Genesis

behold, the end is nigh, (come monday dat is)

And thus, at the end, we begin, amongst other things, with a blog. This is, at the request of our boss during a supper we had so we can keep in touch and just muck around. So, in the name of mucking, and the eeriely gay keeping in touch, the steady bor!? blog begins. Have fun!